The Whole Shebang

Okay, this is it: everything I've written, regardless of what kind of fic it is, arranged in a big old alphabetical list. Man. I gotta get me a life.

Above and Beyond the Call of Duty

Rating: G
It's about time Dawn learned to drive. Guess who gets conned into teaching her. Set mid-season five.

Absolution

Rating: PG
A Drusilla piece set around 1900 and quite melancholy.

Across the Void

Rating: FRT
Wesley has sent Giles a most interesting set of books. Crossover with Firefly and Serenity.

Aftermath

Rating: PG
Happens after The Body. Angel arrives to help Buffy and Dawn.

Alfresco

Rating: PG
Willow and Xander’s betrayal has left Oz feeling hollow. Giles won’t stand for it.

All That Glitters

Rating: G
Thirteenth in the Jewel Box series. Dawn reflects on why she started stealing and why she's doing it again in season six.

Aloft

Rating: G
Willow returns to a place from her childhood to help her through a time of grief.

The Alto: Abbie, 1594, London, England

Rating: R (for the series)
Second in The Quartet. Abbie's life does not go as her father planned.

The Alto: Abelard, 1600, London, England

Rating: R (for the series)
Third in the Quartet. A look into what life held after the Worthshires.

The Alto: Abigail, 1584, Devonshire, England

Rating: R (for the series)
First in The Quartet. The story begins.

The Alto: Isabelle, 1606-1608, London, England

Rating: R (for the series)
Fifth in The Quartet. Escape from one trap only leads to another.

The Alto: Sarah, 1608-1610, Jamestown, Virginia

Rating: R (for the series)
Sixth in The Quartet. The New World is the setting of a completely new life for Sarah, but not the one she envisioned. Things will never be the same.

The Alto: Venus, 1601, London, England

Rating: R (for the series)
The fourth in the Quartet. Venus must live with the consequences of her choice.

The Alto: Virginia, 1610, London, England

Rating: R (for the series)
The seventh in the Quartet. Returning to England as a vampire, the tables have turned for the girl who was once Sarah.

Amateur Night

Rating: FRM
Doyle hadn't really wanted to stop in Oxnard, but by the time he left, he was glad he had.

Battle of the Century

Rating: FRT
Xander and Spike get into arguments over the strangest things.

Beneath the Pillow

Rating: G
Giles explores the Mayor’s home in the aftermath of Graduation Day.

Better Than Ice Cream

Rating: PG-13
Post “Chosen,” Willow visits Fred in L.A. to discuss the joys of quantum physics and hot fudge brownies. Femslash.

Beyond Price

Rating: G
Seventh in the Jewel Box series. An impoverished William ponders what he can give his beloved.

Black and white

Rating: PG
Drusilla is trapped, but she doesn’t know where or by whom.

Cleaning House

Rating: G
Eleventh in the Jewel Box series. Lilah has angered the Senior Partners and waits for her punishment.

Chance Encounter

Rating: PG
Long ago on a moonlit night in England, Drogyn meets a very strange girl who can't quite remember her own name. Sandman xover.

Childhood Memories Gone Very, Very Wrong

Rating: PG Written for the prompt “My drug induced (Chocolate and German Food) ramblings... Xander, Buffy, Teletubbies, good old fashioned Riley bashing, Papa Smurf and of course, the Pilsbery doughboy”

Combined Force

Rating: PG
Spike and Giles band together to face one of the most terrifying events in the history of Sunnydale. Heh.

Come into My Parlor

Rating: FRT
Before she leaves for the University of Sunnydale, Tara stops to see a fortune teller but learns more than she bargained for.

Comeuppance

Rating: PG
I don't like Hank. And after the events of season five, I'm betting Angel doesn't either.

Consequences

Rating: PG-13
It's 1885 in Venice. William, tired of Angelus and his rules, rebels. The repercussions last far longer than anyone could have expected.

Consolation

Rating: soft R
During season 2 of Angel, one of Cordelia’s shopping excursion ends in a way she did not expect.

Crossroads

Rating: G
A 500-word look at Gunn's current moral plight in season 5. There's something unusual about this fic...

The Dangers of Desert Driving

Rating: R
Spike regails an audience with the tale of a very weird hitchhicker he and Drusilla picked up in 1972.

Darkness of Departure

Rating: FRT
In the aftermath of Angelus’s departure, Drusilla fall to pieces.

Debris
Rating: PG

After Empty Places, Buffy is left with nothing but one ally.

Dinner Companion

Rating: G
On Hurley's trek back across the island to the beach, he meets a very strange person. Lost/BtVS crossover.

Dirty Laundry

Rating: FRT
The Mayor needs to clean up a little accident and bumps into the new Englishman in town.

Drying Tears

Rating: G
In all the sadness from Illyria's arrival, someone has been left behind. He's not forgotten, though.

Duty

Rating: G
Fifth in the Jewel Box series. A young Wesley is confronted with what his life will become.

E-Flat Diminished Ninth

Rating: G
Eighteenth in the Jewel Box series. Set just after the events of "Doppelgangerland," Oz finds his voice.

The End of the World As We Know It

Rating: FRT In the aftermath of “Not Fade Away,” Angel is left reeling. His steadying force comes from the last person he expected.

The Enemy Within

Rating: R
After the events of “Not Fade Away,” Spike is sent to England to take care of Dawn, but not in the way he once did.

Eternal Detention
Rating: PG
Snyder tells his sad tale of woe, and if you don’t listen and show proper empathy, it’s going on your permanent record!

A Familiar Face

Rating: PG
Buffy and Angel meet again... finally.

Forbidden Fruit

Rating: PG
Draco visits his father's menagerie. BtVS/Harry Potter crossover.

Four Hours

Rating: PG
After the Deeper Well, Spike and Angel still face a long plane flight back to L.A.

From the Dark

Rating: PG-13
As Lindsey drives away from L.A., he knows he will be drawn back again. Angel/Lindsey

Free Falling

Rating: PG
Ninth in the Jewel Box series. Before Sunnydale, Faith experiences a moment of balance and power.

Goldilocks and the Three Vamps

Rating: PG
Second in the Fairytales from the Hellmouth series. Goldilocks gone rather bizarre.

Good Riddance

Rating: G
Fourteenth in the Jewel Box series. After Xander takes back his necklace in "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered," Cordelia decides she never liked it.

Group Therapy

Rating: PG
In Angel season five, a much needed though highly unusual visitor shows up at Wolfram & Hart.

Handsome Man

Rating: G
Seventeenth in the Jewel Box series. In the summer after season two, Fred's fears of Pylea haunt her.

Happy Anniversary

Rating: PG
A year after the events of "Chosen," there have been a lot of changes, but some things remain the same.

Healing

Rating: PG
Willow goes through a wrenching loss, and, surprisingly, Spike is the one to help her through it.

Hell Froze Over

Rating: R
Angel reacts to the return of Spike. A/S slash... which could be a sign of an apocolypse coming from me.

A Highly Fluffy Story

Rating: G
In the move from the Hyperion to Wolfram & Hart, Angel and Lorne do some… ehm… bonding. Extremely silly.

Hitching a Ride

Rating: PG-13
There's a stowaway on board Serenity. Crossover with Firefly.

Home for the Holidays

Rating: PG
It's Christmas in season six. Spike gets a message that drastically changes his plans for the holidays. Five chapters and complete.

Home Sweet Limbo

Rating: G
A sequel to "The Other Side," of sorts. Spike has helped save the world and has earned a bit of rest, but it seems that other plans are in store for him.

Husband and Father

Rating: G
The Mayor recalls who he cares about the most.

I Do

Rating: PG
Sixteenth in the Jewel Box series. As a special day rolls around, the Mayor spends time with an old companion.

Icon Fics

Rating: FRT
Two in the Buffverse based on Livejournal icons I have used.

Icon Fics 2

Rating: PG
"Longing," a Firefly Simon/Kaylee ficlet, and "The Moment I Forgot about Kermit," a Miss Piggy/Puppet!Angel ficlet, both inspired by Livejournal icons.

Insane Icon Meme

Rating: FRM
Dozens of mini-ficlets based on alphabetizing all the characters in my icons and then pairing off those next to each other. Complete, total crack!fic.

The Internet Is Fun!

Rating: PG
Spike and Angel are at it again in the virtual corridors of W&H.

In the Stacks

Rating: R
Owen meets a fellow booklover after Buffy dumps him.

Istanbul

Rating: FRT
Five years after Sunnydale, Willow sees a familiar face.

It's a Willowful Life

Rating: PG
Willow's magic backfires yet again, and she decides it would be better if she left Sunnydale. Someone else has other ideas.

Jailed Inside

Rating: PG
Twenty-fifth in the Jewel Box series. Kate experiences the guilt and grief of the death of her dreams. Kate, jewelry, haunted.

Joined

Rating: PG
In a room in the future, minds drift and meld, false is true, and things are never what they seem. Crossover with Firefly.

Kept Hidden

Rating: G
Twenty-third in the Jewel Box series. Willow treasures a secret birthday gift from season four.

Last One Standing

Rating: G
Humans grow old, die, and move on, but vampires remain. A portrait of Spike many years from now. Warning: Character death.

Last Will and Testament

Rating: PG
Cordelia comes to Faith to tell her that Buffy has died and to bring her a parting gift.

The Leap to Sunnydale

Rating: PG
Dr. Sam Beckett has leaped into a lot of strange places. None of them prepared him for Sunnydale.

Lighting the Way
Rating: G
Willow's spell in Chosen left a few unanswered questions. What was actually happening there?

Loners

Rating: FRT
Gunn survives with the help of someone like him. Gunn/Oz.

Lost

Rating: G
When someone is lost, finding him can prove to be very dangerous for the seeker.

Lover's Gift

Rating: G
Nineteenth in the Jewel Box series. Set just before "Surprise" in season two, Angel prepares for Buffy's birthday.

Memento Mori

Rating: G
Third in the Jewel Box series. Giles remembers a lost love.

Mirror Images

Rating: PG
Drusilla and Spike take a trip abroad to a most unusual place where Drusilla sees the outcome of not one romance, but two. Crossover with Labyrinth.

Misfits

Rating: PG
It's Christmas Eve in London, 1859. Two outcasts wind up spending the evening together.

Name Calling

Rating: G
Eighth in the Jewel Box series. This fic attempts to explain Riley's rather unusual moniker. Caution: Not a bashing fic.

Never Send Mom and Sis to a Vamp

Rating: G
We never did find out what happened when Buffy left Dawn and Joyce at Spike's crypt in Checkpoint, did we. My take on what may have transpired... poor, poor Spike.

Night Blooming

Rating: G
Angel has just moved into the Hyperion and spends some time in the courtyard, remembering what it's like to be loved.

No Place Like It

Rating: PG-13
After Oz leaves Sunnydale for the second time, his path crosses with an unlikely traveler.

No Special Reason

Rating: PG
Willow takes time to remember Tara on a very ordinary day.

Not Quite

Rating: PG
Post-Crush season 5. The bot has arrived, but there seems to be an itsy-bitsy problem... or two... or three...

Nurture

Rating: PG
Takes place immediately following the events of Intervention. I didn't like the idea of Spike being left alone and hurt after what he'd done, so someone comes to help him.

Obsolescence

Rating: PG
Drusilla returns to London and finds herself feeling detached, alone, and outdated.

An Obtuse Angel Is a Cute Angel

Rating: FRT
Angel relates the story of how he and Lindsey wound up being, well, he and Lindsey.

Occupational Therapy

Rating: PG
Twelfth in the Jewel Box series. Lindsey faces yet another obstacle to getting what he wants.

Orphans

Rating: PG-13
When he falls into Drusilla's snare, Steven's life will never be the same again.

The Other Side

Rating: PG-13
Buffy jumped through the portal and died. But what happened to her next? Twenty-one chapters and completed.

Out of the Blue

Rating: PG
Fred is attempting to give Spike a corporeal body in season 5 of Angel, but things go extremely wrong… or is it extremely right?

Pleasant Thoughts

Rating: R
Drusilla and Spike have set up their happy little home in the Swiss Alps, but an evening stroll leads to an unforgettable evening of murder, nudity, and other vampiric delights.

The Plumber's Friend

Rating: G
Joyce is a lady in distress. Her knight just happens to be armed with a plunger.

Prezzies

Rating: PG
Fourth in the Jewel Box series. Drusilla waits to receive a gift from Angelus.

Proxy

Rating: soft R
Lindsey needs a little help, and Wesley has a problem on his hands.

The Questionairre

Rating: PG-13
Darla, Spike, Angel, and Drusilla answer a few questions about themselves.

Quiet Strength

Rating: G
Sixth in the Jewel Box series. Tara is on her way to UC Sunnydale and reflects on her life.

Random Encounter

Rating: PG-13
While Serenity is parked on Sihnon, Jayne goes out to have some fun and finds it with a very unlikely person. BtVS/Firefly xover.

Rejeuvenation

Rating: PG
Willow finally gets away for a much needed vacation; however, an unplanned visitor keeps her from getting too bored. Willow/Spike

Return of the Prodigal

Rating: R
After “Crush,” Spike has a change of heart and goes to L.A. to rejoin his old family.

Revelations over Breakfast

Rating: G
After Buffy’s flight from Sunnydale at the end of season 2, she finds herself working as a waitress, but the fate that awaits is still lurking in the background.

Righting Wrongs

Rating: PG
Angel receives a letter from the last person he'd ever expect.

Ruby Red

Rating: PG-13
Fifteenth in the Jewel Box series. Set around 1910, Darla's life has changed, but the past still calls to her.

Season Six's Big Bad

Rating: G
At long last, our courageous Scoobies confront the true horror of season six and bring new meaning to the word terrified.

Setting Is Everything

Rating: PG-13
Angel is struck by how fitting the dominant setting of his life has been.

Seventy Questions for Angelus

Rating: R, for general creepiness
Angelus answers a few questions for the Watchers Council.

Seventy Questions for Drusilla

Rating: PG-13
Drusilla answers a few questions about her life.

Seventy Questions for Spike

Rating: PG-13
Spike lets the new Watchers Council in on some of what makes him tick.

Shrek... with Wrinkles

Rating: PG
In the kingdom of Sunnydale, there live a bold champion, a maiden fair, and a talking donkey. Wackiness, as it is wont to do, ensues.

Simply Infuriating

Rating: PG
Giles is hovering on the brink of a precipice he wants to fall into. Cordy give him a shove.

Sitting

Rating: PG
Takes place following season seven's Help. Spike asked someone to sit with him. This is my take on what might happen.

Slave to the Rhythm

Rating: G
A ficlet that tells the story of how Faith taught Tara to dance... sort of.

Slayer White

Rating: PG
First in the Fairytales from the Hellmouth series. It's very silly and quite possibly insane. Snow White retold with loads of demons.

Sleeping Loony

Rating: PG
Third in the Fairytales from the Hellmouth series. A very fractured version of Sleeping Beauty. Ten chapters and complete.

Sometimes Cupid Has Fangs

Rating: PG
Poor William has always had trouble with the ladies. A Spike/Dru fic, quite on the mushy side.

Spike's Victory

Rating: PG-13
Cordelia and Spike meet at the student exchange dance in “Incan Mummy Girl.” Sparks fly.

Subtle Serpent

Rating: PG
Willow’s recuperation in England doesn’t go according to plan when she begins to hear voices.

Sudden Reminder

Rating: PG
First in the Jewel Box series. When Xander is least expecting it, he is reminded of what might have been.

A Sunnydale Christmas

Rating: G
In season five, Spike finally gets the chance to smash the Scooby gang once and for all. Will he? If you said yes, get some freaking holiday spirit already!

Sympathy for Spike

Rating: PG
Spike searches for his one true love... over and over and over and over...

Tarkna

Rating: G
Twenty-first in the Jewel Box series. Lorne gets ready for another happy, lovable day as himself... or does he?

Tea and Company

Rating: PG
Two highly unlikely friends meet in season five for a little tea and tale swapping. I'm pretty sure this pairing is a first...

The Tale of the Toasted Telephoner

Rating: PG
Giles has a few too many potent potables and becomes far too honest. Heaven help us all, Meltha's written a poem.

There and Back Again: A Vampire's Holiday

Rating: FRM
Spike get a lot more than he bargained for with the amulet. xover with Lord of the Rings, Spike/Legolas

Tootsies

Rating: PG
In an alternate season 4, Spike loses a bet to Willow and has to pay up. Utterly fluffy fluff.

Triptych

Rating: PG-13
This is a multi-character reflection on the last scene from End of Days. Spoiler free for the finale.

Tutelage

Rating: PG
River still needs guidance after the events of Serenity, so Simon takes her to see a specialist.

A Two-Girl Pig

Rating: PG-13
Mr. Gordo is kidnapped by Angelus and given to Drusilla as a gift. Our pink fuzzy hero introduces Drusilla and Spike to one of the world’s greatest pleasures. Extremely fluffy stuff. Literally, actually.

Under African Stars

Rating: PG
In the aftermath of his soul's resoration, William is guilt-ridden. How will he cope?

An Unexpected Song

Rating: FRT
A pairing and a crisis draw together two souls in turmoil. Angel/Oz

Unmatched

Rating: PG
Twenty-second in the Jewel Box series. Buffy reflects on the many different ways her life has been pierced.

Valentine's Day

Rating: PG
Second in the Jewel Box series. Spike finally find the perfect gift for his princess.

Vampily Ever After

Rating: very mild R
Spike and Angel are getting married. Come on, you knew it had to happen eventually!

Waiting

Rating: G
Tenth in the Jewel Box series. In the summer between seasons two and three, Joyce is left alone with her guilt.

Waking the Muse

Rating: PG-13
Now now. You didn't really believe that was the end of things for our dear boy, did you? Post-Chosen.

Wardrobe Malfunction

Rating: FRM
Spike is driving Angel crazy. As always.

Weirder Things Have Happened

Rating: PG
This is a little piece of Angel/Spike crack. And I do mean crack.

What One Does for Love

Rating: PG
Spike is a vampire of many loves, many passions, many hidden desires. A clipboard is but one.

What She Wanted

Rating: PG
Buffy's attitude towards Spike is given a major jolt when she receives a parcel that makes her confront her worst fears about him.

When Harmony Met Spiky

Rating: FRT
We never did get to hear that "funny story" Spike seemed so anxious to forget about how these two wound up together.

"Who Died and Made You the Iron Chef?"

Rating: PG
After season five, Dawn's on her way home, and Spike is forced to confront something even worse than himself.

Win or Lose

Rating: PG-13
A tiny ficlet in which Tara and Spike play a not-so-innocent game of Scrabble.

Within

Rating: PG
When Drusilla killed Kendra, what did the Slayer see in those eyes?

Worlds Collide

Rating: FRT
In the aftermath of the implosion of Sunnydale, Dru goes on a very wild ride. Crossover with Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.

Xander's Girl

Rating: PG
Twentieth in the Jewel Box series. Anya can't sleep, and she remembers what her life once was.

Yesteryear's Pleasures

Rating: Nothing too objectionable
Twenty-sixth and final in the Jewel Box series. At the end of the nineteenth century, Angelus enjoys an evening in Paris.

"You Have, Like, a Gay Man's Taste!"

Rating: G
In order to win back Cordy's friendship, Angel must face the greatest evil of all... heh.

Zealot

Rating: G
Twenty-fourth in the Jewel Box series. Kendra has some unforeseen and unsettling experiences in Sunnysale.

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