Author: Meltha
Rating: PG for Skeeter-innuendo
Feedback: Yes, thank you. Meltha
Spoilers: Through the series
Distribution: Fanfiction.net and the Bunny Warren. If you're interested, please let me know.
Summary: Rita Skeeter just can't keep her mouth shut.
Disclaimer: No profit is made from this fanfic, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author Note: Written for the second round of Dramione_ldws, challenge 8: gossip. This one needed to include a rumor and needed to be exactly 100 words. This one won the challenge.
“Today I reveal Miss Granger’s scandalous depravity, writes Rita Skeeter, special correspondent, during the months she lived in a tent with two boys! An excerpt from my scintillating new book, Hermione Granger: A Lascivious Life!”
Hermione stopped reading as her eyes blurred with angry tears. Suddenly, she heard a familiar eagle owl tapping at her windowsill.
“Great. More trouble,” she moaned.
However, the message wasn’t what she expected.
Granger,
Don’t give the sow the satisfaction. Watch tomorrow’s paper.
Draco
Next morning, the Prophet’s headline read “Warehouse Fire Incinerates Skeeter’s Books!”
Hermione wondered how to phrase an arson thank you note.
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