During the long trek in Deathly Hallow, Ron and Harry become curious about those Muggle fairy tales Hermione mentioned and ask her to tell them some. Bizarre humor results.
Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a
Snow-Wh-at-Are-You-Kidding-Me?-ite
Sleeping Bea-You-People-Are-Mad-ty
Little Red Riding Ho-w-Is-That-Possible-od
Rumple-Still-as-Crazy-as-Ever-tsking
The Frog Pr-in-What-Way-Does-That-Make-Sense?-nce
Rap-solutely-Mental!-unzel
Jack the Giant Kill(Me-Now!)-er
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