Comic Pieces

Occasionally, I am wacky. Below thou shalt find wackiness. Go. I give you leave to go.

Above and Beyond the Call of Duty

Rating: G
It's about time Dawn learned to drive. Guess who gets conned into teaching her. Set mid-season five.

Battle of the Century

Rating: FRT
Xander and Spike get into arguments over the strangest things.

Better Than Ice Cream

Rating: PG-13
Post “Chosen,” Willow visits Fred in L.A. to discuss the joys of quantum physics and hot fudge brownies. Femslash.

Chance Encounter

Rating: PG
Long ago on a moonlit night in England, Drogyn meets a very strange girl who can't quite remember her own name. Sandman xover.

Childhood Memories Gone Very, Very Wrong

Rating: PG Written for the prompt “My drug induced (Chocolate and German Food) ramblings... Xander, Buffy, Teletubbies, good old fashioned Riley bashing, Papa Smurf and of course, the Pilsbery doughboy”

Combined Force

Rating: PG
Spike and Giles band together to face one of the most terrifying events in the history of Sunnydale. Heh.

The Dangers of Desert Driving

Rating: R
Spike regails an audience with the tale of a very weird hitchhicker he and Drusilla picked up in 1972.

Dinner Companion

Rating: G
On Hurley trek back across the island to the beach, he meets a very strange person. Lost/BtVS crossover.

Eternal Detention
Rating: PG
Snyder tells his sad tale of woe, and if you don’t listen and show proper empathy, it’s going on your permanent record!

Goldilocks and the Three Vamps

Rating: PG
Second in the Fairytales from the Hellmouth series. Goldilocks gone rather bizarre.

Group Therapy

Rating: PG
In Angel season five, a much needed though highly unusual visitor shows up at Wolfram & Hart.

A Highly Fluffy Story

Rating: G
In the move from the Hyperion to Wolfram & Hart, Angel and Lorne do some… ehm… bonding. Extremely silly.

Hitching a Ride

Rating: PG-13
There's a stowaway on board Serenity. Crossover with Firefly.

Home for the Holidays

Rating: PG
It's Christmas in season six. Spike gets a message that drastically changes his plans for the holidays. Five chapters and complete.

Icon Fics

Rating: FRT
Two in the Buffverse based on Livejournal icons I have used.

Insane Icon Meme

Rating: FRM
Dozens of mini-ficlets based on alphabetizing all the characters in my icons and then pairing off those next to each other. Complete, total crack!fic.

The Internet Is Fun!

Rating: PG Spike and Angel are at it again in the virtual corridors of W&H.

The Leap to Sunnydale

Rating: PG
Dr. Sam Beckett has leaped into a lot of strange places. None of them prepared him for Sunnydale.

Lover's Gift

Rating: G
Nineteenth in the Jewel Box series. Set just before "Surprise" in season two, Angel prepares for Buffy's birthday.

Never Send Mom and Sis to a Vamp

Rating: G
We never did find out what happened when Buffy left Dawn and Joyce at Spike's crypt in Checkpoint, did we. My take on what may have transpired... poor, poor Spike.

Not Quite

Rating: PG
Post-Crush season 5. The bot has arrived, but there seems to be an itsy-bitsy problem... or two... or three...

An Obtuse Angel Is a Cute Angel

Rating: FRT
Angel relates the story of how he and Lindsey wound up being, well, he and Lindsey.

Random Encounter

Rating: PG-13
While Serenity is parked on Sihnon, Jayne goes out to have some fun and finds it with a very unlikely person. BtVS/Firefly xover.

Season Six's Big Bad

Rating: G
At long last, our courageous Scoobies confront the true horror of season six and bring new meaning to the word terrified.

Shrek... with Wrinkles

Rating: PG
In the kingdom of Sunnydale, there live a bold champion, a maiden fair, and a talking donkey. Wackiness, as it is wont to do, ensues.

Slave to the Rhythm

Rating: G
A ficlet that tells the story of how Faith taught Tara to dance... sort of.

Slayer White

Rating: PG
First in the Fairytales from the Hellmouth series. It's very silly and quite possibly insane. Snow White retold with loads of demons.

Sleeping Loony

Rating: PG
Third in the Fairytales from the Hellmouth series. A very fractured version of Sleeping Beauty. Ten chapters and complete.

Spike's Victory

Rating: PG-13
Cordelia and Spike meet at the student exchange dance in “Incan Mummy Girl.” Sparks fly.

Sympathy for Spike

Rating: PG
Spike searches for his one true love... over and over and over and over...

Tea and Company

Rating: PG
Two highly unlikely friends meet in season five for a little tea and tale swapping. I'm pretty sure this pairing is a first...

The Tale of the Toasted Telephoner

Rating: PG
Giles has a few too many potent potables and becomes far too honest. Heaven help us all, Meltha's written a poem.

Tootsies

Rating: PG
In an alternate season 4, Spike loses a bet to Willow and has to pay up. Utterly fluffy fluff.

A Two-Girl Pig

Rating: PG-13
Mr. Gordo is kidnapped by Angelus and given to Drusilla as a gift. Our pink fuzzy hero introduces Drusilla and Spike to one of the world’s greatest pleasures. Extremely fluffy stuff. Literally, actually.

Vampily Ever After

Rating: very mild R
Spike and Angel are getting married. Come on, you knew it had to happen eventually!

Waking the Muse

Rating: PG-13
Now now. You didn't really believe that was the end of things for our dear boy, did you? Post-Chosen.

Wardrobe Malfunction

Rating: FRM
Spike is driving Angel crazy. As always.

Weirder Things Have Happened

Rating: PG
This is a little piece of Angel/Spike crack. And I do mean crack.

What One Does for Love

Rating: PG
Spike is a vampire of many loves, many passions, many hidden desires. A clipboard is but one.

When Harmony Met Spiky

Rating: FRT
We never did get to hear that "funny story" Spike was so anxious to avoid about how he and Harmony wound up together.

"Who Died and Made You the Iron Chef?"

Rating: PG
After season five, Dawn's on her way home, and Spike is forced to confront something even worse than himself.

Win or Lose

Rating: PG-13
A tiny ficlet in which Tara and Spike play a not-so-innocent game of Scrabble.

Worlds Collide

Rating: FRT
In the aftermath of the implosion of Sunnydale, Dru goes on a very wild ride. Crossover with Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.

"You Have, Like, a Gay Man's Taste!"

Rating: G
In order to win back Cordy's friendship, Angel must face the greatest evil of all... heh.

Return to Ex Libris Bufficus: Meltha's Fanfiction
Return to the Blackberry Patch homepage